karma’s a lazy bitch
so.
my first post.
ummm yeah. so let me explain the title and url before anything else…otherwise everything read from here on out will seem a bit off.
title first (less is not more)
this one’s easy to explain.
i am the most blunt, honest person you will ever meet. (that might be a slight exaggeration). moreover, i am not philosophical in the least. i will not spend time writing in metaphors or with symbols or any of that shit. so when i say something is difficult for me to understand, it does not mean that i have some deep and dark pent-up childhood-based explanation for why i don’t understand said thing. i just don’t get it.
so i hate philosophical quotes. you know the ones i’m talking about—the ones with the hidden meanings. don’t give me that “less is more” bullshit. what does that even mean?! less is less is always less that’s why it’s not more. less is never more. mathematically, less = more invalidates the whole definition of greater than and less than. if less = more than less can never be less than more. and “>” and “<” are officially rendered useless. but since we’ve been using the greater than and less than signs since fifth grade, we simply can not decide that they have no meaning. greater than and less than are programmed into our brains. and let me tell you something…”less is more” is definitely not programmed into our brains. that’s one of those sayings that people hear and secretly think to themselves “what the fuck?!” or i guess some think “how profound” not really knowing what it means. NEWSFLASH: there is no meaning. less is not more. sorry.
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next order of business
the url (time will not tell)
okay in order to understand the url, you need to understand more about me. let’s see i’ve already disclosed some information about myself. you know now that i am blunt and extremely honest, i hate philosophy, and—provided you were paying attention to my proof of why less is not more—you know that i am pretty scientific. “pretty scientific” is an understatement. i’m majoring in chemical biological engineering at mit (class of 2011 baby!)—>had to fit that in here somewhere.
but anyway
this information is not enough to fully understand the url. you must also learn that i am what some might refer to as impulsive or rash. obviously i do not consider myself impulsive. and of course i will explain…
i don’t like waiting around for things. and not just in an i-have-ADD way. i like things to happen immediately. i am not a fan of people who live their life thinking “everything will work out in the end.” i prefer to work them out now, thank you very much. sure, karma might be a bitch, but i really don’t feel like waiting around for her to get off her fat ass and beat with an ugly stick the slut who fucked me over for a guy. instead, i would prefer to take matters into my own hands (the only hands i know will for sure get the job done) and fuckin slap a bitch.
but i’m not just referring to getting revenge.
living in the moment is how i live my life. everything down to my love life is decided relatively quickly. i am currently waiting around for nothing (other than maybe a sunny day so i can go to the beach—some things even i can’t control). and that’s the way i like it. so if i find a guy i know i like, you bet your ass i’ll be texting him the next day. and if that guy happens to have a girlfriend…well i guess we’ll have to see how long this one takes me. because you know i’m not gonna wait around for things to come to a natural end. time will not tell. i will tell.
so alas you now know a good bit about me. and i believe what you have learned from this first post will be enough to help clarify many a post to come. but fear not—if i find myself leaving a post that needs further clarification, i will for sure elaborate so you can understand exactly what i’m bitching about on that day.
so with that i invite you into my head and the random/entertaining/scienfitic thoughts that encompass it. so please, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
ps i like cliches.
